Brody & Jayde Molest Maxim Red Carpet

I know ur dating a Playmate, Brody. I think the whole world knows ur dating a Playmate. What I’m trying to figure out is, why is Jayde Nicole dating you????

It must be the way you speak about your Hills castmates & all the funny, interesting things you say on your new show.

The 2008 Playboy Playmate of the Year and her “man” were seen molesting the red carpet last night at Maxim’s Super Bowl Party at Tampa’s Ritz Ybor. Also in attendance were DJ AM, Sam Ronson & Lindsay Lohan, Joey Fatone, Doug Reinhardt, Joel and Benji Madden and Cuba Gooding Jr.

Have fun, Brody. Live it up while you can! But please, at least keep it in your pants!!

Couple Watch: Gossip Girl’s Ed Westwick & Jessica Szohr

Spotted: Gossip Girl‘s Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr holding hands at the Kings of Leon after-party at NYC’s Citrine last night.

The pair came out with fellow Gossip guy Chace Crawford, who raved to Poison Ivy about the “amazing” Kings of Leon performance they had all just seen at Madison Square Garden.

Aside from hanging with their favorite Grammy-nominated band, Chuck and Vanessa shared a small table in the back with a few close friends. They were constantly spotted holding hands and whispering sweet nothings to each other.

Last month, the pair was seen secretly kissing at a Dallas airport.

When are you going to come out of hiding, Vanessuck???

XOXO

PI

Katy Sports New ‘Do in San Fran

You’ve come a long way, Katy!

Katy Perry has been sporting a new ‘do these last few nights of her Hello Katy Tour…..

And we kind of love it!

Paired with a leopard bodysuit, the girl kind of looks like the lovechild between Cleopatra & Minnie Mouse.

Awesomeawesomeawesome.

The hotness took place last night at San Francisco’s The Fillmore, the legendary venue where The Who, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix & Aretha Franklin cut their teeth.

Where can she go from here???

Sandra Lee Launches Food Mag

Oh, Sandy.

Food Network “chef” Sandra Lee has launched a called bi-monthly cooking magazine called (what else?) Semi-Homemade with Sandra Lee.

Seems like the worst possible timing to start a magazine, S!!! Even if it is published every two months.

The rag reaps the same name as her Food Network TV show, and will likely follow the same format:

Open a box of cereal, pour milk, add spoon. Semi-homemade! Now let’s work on the tablescape.

“Everyone thinks I want to be on TV, but not so much,” the Food Network star said during Wednesday’s press conference at the Empire Hotel Rooftop in New York. 

Now I wonder why everyone would think that….

Russell Simmons Named Editor-in-Chief of Globalgrind.com

Russell Simmons has been named Editor-in-Chief of Globalgrind.com, a hip-hop site focused on news, gossip, sports and “politricks.” Seriously.

The Def Jam co-founder called a press conference yesterday at the Bryant Park Hotel in New York to inform folks of his “new day job.”

Simmons had apparently been investing in Globalgrind for years and decided it was time to take things into his own hands.

We’ve never heard of this site, but maybe that’ll change??

Best of luck, Russ!!

Paul & Stella Celebrate Paris Store Opening

Sir Paul and Princess Stella celebrate the opening of her new Paris store last night!

Cool top, S!!

You’re always classy & never overboard.

Thanks for being u!!

Coheed and Cambria Post Neverender DVD Teaser

For four nights in October, CoCa blew our collective minds when they played Neverender: four groundbreaking albums in consecutive order at New York’s Terminal 5. 

Now, we’re just a few short weeks from March 3, the release date for their Neverender DVD/CD box set…..

But the boys wanted to first post a sneak peek of the goods!

No complaints here!!!

The set will run $110 and come with a Neverender photobook, documentary DVD and collectible dragonfly.

Cute!

Don’t forget to pre-order your Neverender DVD here.

New Jonas Brothers Song February 24

The countdown begins!!!

The Jo Bros have taken to their blog, confirming that the soundtrack for their upcoming Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience, will bare one new track.

“The soundtrack for the 3D movie will come out on February 24 here in the US,” the boys write. “It includes some new songs. One of the songs has never been heard before.”

We’re burning up!!!!

High School Musical 3 Premieres in Japan

Why so serious???

Last night, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens attended the Japan premiere of High School Musical 3: Senior Year at the Shinagawa Stellar Ball in Tokyo.

Cute dress, V!

Would it kill you to smile???

Paula Dips During Idol Audition

Warning! Spoiler alerts everywhere.

In the latest chapter of Paula Abdul‘s bizarre behavior, last night on American Idol, Abdul left a Jacksonville audition room because she wasn’t given a chance to speak.

You have a star quality! Was that what you wanted to say, P??

“OK, I guess my opinion doesn’t matter,” Abdul said, before walking out. “It’s so funny because there’s four judges… Sometimes we forget there’s a fourth opinion in this room.”

Unlike other Idol moments of the night (Kara and Paula faux-kissing, a contestant’s friend sitting on Randy’s lap), Abdul’s scene didn’t feel staged.

You almost felt bad for the girl!

19-year-old contestant Julissa Veloz was able to coax Paula back into the room, earning herself a “Yes” from the panel.

Welcome to Hollywood!!!