Method Man Forgets to Pay Back Taxes Because He Got High

Method Man has an unusual explanation for why his 2008 Lincoln Navigator was almost repossessed last year.

“Because I got high, I forgot to pay [back taxes]” MM says.

Ha!

That’s when the state Department of Taxation showed up at the rapper’s door at 6 a.m. on March 19, threatening to repossess his car.

“It was stupid,” MM concludes. “I’m an idiot for that.”

Thanks for the honesty!!

Police Seize Over $1 Million in Drugs from Phish Fans

Nearly $1.2 million in drugs and $68,000 in cash were confiscated from Phish fans attending the band’s reunion concerts this weekend in Vermont.

That’s a lot of weed!!

And rolling paper!!

And tie-dye shirts!

194 fans were also arrested, mostly for drug possession, use and distribution.

These guys need to start a support group with the Fabolous boys.

Celebrity Potheads

Nearly 500 lbs of marijuana were seized on rapper Fabolous‘ tour bus this weekend.

500 lbs!!

That’s like two sumo wrestlers worth of weed!!!

While Fabolous was not on board at the time of confiscation, his two bus drivers claimed that the drugs belong to him. They were later arrested on grounds of transporting the drugs to Boston, where the rapper was playing a show.

No word yet on what Fabolous’ outcome will be.

Wyclef Debuts Timbaland Song at Party

Wyclef Jean surprised guests at the Brian Reyes after-party Thursday by debuting his new song, a collaboration with Timbaland called “More Bottles.”

“This is going to be the number one song in the country!” Wyclef told the crowd, before sparking a celebratory joint.

He also treated attendees to a special performance of “Sweetest Girl” featuring soul singer Nia.

Thanks, Clef!!

Celebrity Potheads

We never saw this coming!

Monday’s episode of The Martha Stewart Show will be “entirely dedicated to the world of pot.”

Yup. You read right!

The episode will apparently feature pot-bellied pigs, potted plants, Crock-Pots, and even have an onscreen marquee that highlights every time the word “pot” is spoken.

Jimmy Fallon will also make an appearance, delivering a special plate of brownies to Martha herself!

Why is M doing this???

Seems like a weird ploy to expand her fanbase/alienate her current audience! 

Celebrity Potheads

Cute bikini, Kristen!!!

Are you trying to reiterate something??

Our favorite celebrity pothead Kristen Stewart rocks a pot leaf bikini with her sober-looking friend.

Most startling in this photo, though, is the disposable camera she’s holding. Who even uses those anymore???