Taylor Lautner, Swift Make Out in Valentine’s Day Trailer

A trailer has been released for the forthcoming Valentine’s Day movie, which casts every celeb ever, from Julia Roberts to Ashton Kutcher to Jessica Alba to Anne Hathaway. (Also on the roster: Patrick Dempsey, Bradley Cooper, Jessica Biel, you name it.)

Most exciting to us though, is the appearance of rumored couple Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner, who play a pair in the flick and have a brief make-out session in the trailer!

Check out the fun, above.

Jessica Biel Ignores the Obvious

Still together!!!

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake were photographed having dinner at Hollywood’s Magnolia restaurant Friday night, despite multiple eye-witness accounts of Timberlake’s cheating in NYC just weeks before.

We never thought we’d say this, but Jessica, u deserve better!!!

Justin Timberlake Cheating on Jessica Biel?

Poison Ivy spotted a very intoxicated Justin Timberlake at Avenue lounge in New York’s Chelsea district Monday night, kissing, holding hands and canoodling with an unknown brunette in a white hat (see above).

Only problem is, JT is still publicly together with Jessica Biel!

Why would you cheat, JT?

In a crowded club, of all places???

Timberlake was so limber off Patron shots that he started dancing alone atop his booth (see top photo). He also treated guests (including Lindsay Lohan and Owen Wilson) to a three-minute breakdance in which he rolled around the floor and accidentally crashed into surrounding patrons.

Lohan, just a few feet from the scene, Tweeted when she saw JT with the brunette around three a.m.: “…where’s jb [Jessica Biel] cheater?” she wrote.

Burn!

Jessica and Justin Get Cozy

Oh, yuck!!

Despite rumors about their split, Jessica “Greaseblob” Biel and Justin Timberlake looked cozier than ever at the Lakers game Tuesday.

Keep drinking that beer, JT!

It’ll make Zero Appeal Biel more tolerable!!!

Quote of the Night

“I’m not engaged. If she is engaged we have a problem.”

–Justin Timberlake dispelling rumors he is engaged to zero appeal Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel: From Bad to Worse

If you’re going to show up to the Oscars with no film experience, at least look good!!

Mary Camden wraps herself in a tablecloth for the Academy Awards last night.

Then, she attends the Vanity Fair after-party in a window treatment.

We know it’s a recession, J, but give us a break!

JT Moving to NY

Amazing news!!!!

Sort of.

Justin Timberlake is moving to New York, his mother Lynn Harness confirmed during his Fashion Week show Monday.

“The apartment is great. He’s loving it!” Harness went on.

The bad news??

He’s bringing along girlfriend Jessica “I hate the world” Biel.

Face it, Justin!

You two are different people!!!

What’s the appeal in Jessica Biel?

Misery loves its company!

Jessica “I hate the world” Biel takes her dog for a walk in Hollywood Wednesday.

Poor guy.

What’s the appeal in Jessica Biel?

I guess Jessica Biel is an OK-looking broad, but every photo I see of her looks like she’s on her way to a Rage-aholics Anonymous meeting.

It’s so off-putting!

Here she is leaving Nordstrom in Los Angeles’ The Grove yesterday.

What could be so bad, Mary Camden??

You are going home to JT!