I SPY NY: Angelina Jolie, Jimmy Kimmel and More

I spy in NY…

Angelina Jolie filming scenes for forthcoming flick Salt aboard a boat on the Hudson River Monday (top photo), Jimmy Kimmel strolling in SoHo with friends Monday (middle photo), Ludacris tearing it up during Heineken’s New Legends series at Apollo Theatre Monday night (bottom photo), Lindsay Lohan hanging at the Rangers/Islanders game Friday night at Madison Square Garden, and Gogol Bordello performing at Webster Hall Sunday night.

I SPY NY: Britney Spears, Kara DioGuardi and More

I spy in NY…

Britney Spears and boyfriend/agent Jason Trawick hitting Townhouse Spa Sunday night (top photo), Kara DioGuardi picking up some last-minute gifts Wednesday (middle photo), Maggie Gyllenhaal and husband Peter Sarsgaard attending the dedication ceremony for the Signature Theatre Company’s new center Tuesday (bottom photo), Adrienne Bailon visiting children at Beth Israel Medical Center Wednesday, Dave Attell tearing it up during night one of five at Caroline’s on Broadway Saturday, Lindsay Lohan shopping at Century 21 Wednesday, Mary-Kate Olsen freezing on a walk Monday, and Jessica Simpson channeling a schoolgirl in plaid Wednesday.

Video: Lindsay Lohan Poses Nude for Muse Magazine

Italian magazine Muse has released a racy video of Lindsay Lohan posing topless in a Chateau Marmont hotel room to accompany her January 2010 cover of the magazine.

The video, titled “Lindsay’s Private Party,” is directed by Yu Tsai, soundtracked by Stereo Alchemy, and features Lohan hooking up with model Petey Wright and Madonna back-up dancer Sofia Boutella.

Tsai says the shoot was modeled after the intense four-year relationship between Kate Moss and Johnny Depp in the mid-90’s.

“It was all about her being sexy, channeling Kate from the ’90s,” Tsai told the New York Post.

“[Lohan] was totally comfortable with the nudity as long as it had artistic integrity,” he added.

How many cigarettes can YOU count??

Sam Ronson Spins at Quo

On Saturday night, Poison Ivy spotted Adam Lambert bestie Samantha Ronson spinning at Quo – New York’s newly-revamped mega club in the Chelsea district.

With no Lambert or Lohan in sight, Ronson kept it strictly business, spinning regulars like “Empire State of Mind” and “Run This Town,” while chain-smoking and chugging Red Bull.

Thanks to event host Zivi Kopolovitz for making it happen!

Lohan Denies Calling Timberlake a "Cheater"

The only thing worse than a cheater is a LLiar!

Lindsay Lohan has denied calling Justin Timberlake a “cheater” on her Twitter Monday night, alleging that a hacker must have gotten into her account because “I don’t twitter about my personal life! Let alone, someone else’s life!…”

Riiight!

She just happened to be at the club where JT kissed another girl, and then a hacker Tweeted “…where’s jb [Jessica Biel] cheater?” on her account at the exact same moment.

Oh yeah, that same hacker spent the next day fathoming “Why do people cheat?”

Poison Ivy spotted Lohan trying to dance with JT at one point that night. He wasn’t having it. Was Lohan Tweeting as a woman scorned???

Or perhaps she got nervous when the owners of Avenue threatened to ban her the next day! (“Celebrities that twitter about other celebrities will no longer be welcome at Avenue,” they warned.) P.S. Avenue, it’s “Tweet”!

Most curious of all is that Lohan’s “hacker” posted a photo around 2:30 a.m. with the exact same ceiling lights and backbar as the venue where Lohan, JT and his mystery woman were seen that night!!

So the hacker was there???? A hacker AND a stalker???

Please!

Sounds like a classic case of backpeddling to us.

It’s not easy to tell the truth, LL. But everyone deserves it!

And Poison Ivy will always deliver it!!

Justin Timberlake Cheating on Jessica Biel?

Poison Ivy spotted a very intoxicated Justin Timberlake at Avenue lounge in New York’s Chelsea district Monday night, kissing, holding hands and canoodling with an unknown brunette in a white hat (see above).

Only problem is, JT is still publicly together with Jessica Biel!

Why would you cheat, JT?

In a crowded club, of all places???

Timberlake was so limber off Patron shots that he started dancing alone atop his booth (see top photo). He also treated guests (including Lindsay Lohan and Owen Wilson) to a three-minute breakdance in which he rolled around the floor and accidentally crashed into surrounding patrons.

Lohan, just a few feet from the scene, Tweeted when she saw JT with the brunette around three a.m.: “…where’s jb [Jessica Biel] cheater?” she wrote.

Burn!

Lindsay Goes Too Low

We’ve always thought Lindsay Lohan was a little on the skinny side….

But now, we’re sure!

Look at this pic of her vacationing in Hawaii over the weekend.

That spine cannot be healthy!!!

Lily and Lindsay’s Duet

Lindsay Lohan joined Lily “I’m Quitting Music” Allen onstage at her L.A. concert Thursday night for a sloppy, impromptu cover of Britney Spears “Womanizer.”

It’s actually hard to watch.

Check out a video of the karaoke nonsense here.

Keanu Reeves Channels Lindsay Lohan

Is Keanu Reeves the next Lindsay Lohan???

The actor hasn’t had any big movies in years, swigs Coke and cigarettes, and waltzes around L.A. wearing oversized clothes!!

Oh yeah, shopping all day!

Coolio Arrested for Possession of Crack

Coolio just pulled a Lindsay Lohan!

The rapper was arrested at LAX this afternoon for possession of crack cocaine.

Why are these idiots bringing drugs to police stations and airports???

Coolio was on his way to Tulsa, OK to play a show, when a security screener found a bag of crack on his body.

Sources report Coolio got aggressive with the screener and was arrested shortly after.

U bring crack to an airport, u deserve it!